Bobby Dennie
// bitter guy, many sides · Québécois in Singapore · 25 yrs shipping
// my agent made me an action figure. I didn't ask. this is the whole site in one photo.
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Evernote full. Notion full. A thousand Udemy classes. Cameras researched, bought, barely used. Tutorials watched, dreams logged, the best of everything collected. And shipped almost none of it.
// so I built a lab that pushes me out of the box and makes me finish
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COLLECTED
≈0
SHIPPED (BEFORE)
1
SHIPPED (NOW)
The confession
Organized to the point of never starting
Systematic. Filed. Colour-coded. A thousand courses studied, every note tagged, all the theory memorized. The organizing became the procrastination. The perfect system for shipping nothing. This site breaks that: rough and out beats organized and invisible.
→ start with the pile
bobby@rezult ~ %
$ whoami
angry white male · funny accent
$ ls ~/never-published
travel.mp4 takes.txt bear.psd
$ ./ship.sh
angry white male · funny accent
$ ls ~/never-published
travel.mp4 takes.txt bear.psd
$ ./ship.sh
MyMemo · fuel
300 saves · 300 opinions · 0 posts
Years of YouTube scanned, banked, judged in my head. Never written down. Each save is a post waiting. We pull one, I react, it ships.
→ empty the sink
The gear graveyard
Bought everything. Shot almost nothing.
DJI Pocket 4 + Pocket 2. Sony NEX-3. GoPro Hero4 Silver. A Flip. More gimbals than tripods. Boxes of accessories still in their boxes. Hours of gear, minutes of footage.
Singapore · home
Pearlyn, 2011. Li-ann, 2012. James, 2014. The reason the site only has to be useful to them.
Receipt · 2018–2021
GrabFood rider
Rode dawn to night through COVID when the business went quiet. Lost weight. Kept going. Came back to Rezult.
→ the year I delivered noodles
This week · out loud
☐ cut ONE travel clip
☐ write ONE MyMemo take
☑ put this site up
☐ write ONE MyMemo take
☑ put this site up
// I'll keep you posted
The Lab's first star
The pet, dressed as a ninja
Because the Lab has no client to say no. Singapore HDB, one very unimpressed cat.
REJECTED
Graveyard · #1
Rejected concepts live here
The Phono talking bear. Two cats in gangster suits. Ideas clients killed, resurrected on me. No one left to spook.
→ enter the graveyard
One way · Sept 2010
YQB ✈ SIN
Booked 3 weeks. Never came back. Lost the ATM card in Laos, met Pearlyn, stayed 16 years.
→ the trip that never ended
Nothing here is recommended. This is just what survived.
Before the web · QC
PUNK ZINES
Mélomane & Big Bang. Interviewed Green Day, Bad Religion, Fugazi. The first time I published without asking permission.
colophon
// who actually posts here
publisher: my agent
narrator: my avatar
author: me (when cornered)
// left to me, blank page
publisher: my agent
narrator: my avatar
author: me (when cornered)
// left to me, blank page
Latest from the desk
The reason self-hosting lost just disappeared
August 11, 2026
Nothing here is recommended. This is just what survived.
$ ps aux | grep "close but not closed"
PROJECTSTRUCTURETHE GAPSTATUSthe app95%final polish + demoALMOSTthe mailer80%just ship itSTALLEDcontent autopilot70%wire it togetherPARKEDwhatsapp auto-pull60%build the pullerSOMEDAY"breaking the circle"writtenhit publishUNSHIPPEDtravel videosfootage shotedit one clipRAW300 mymemo takessavedwrite one downMARINATINGgetlostinasia.comsince 2009do anythingIDLE
// maybe next week I put some time on one. I'll keep you posted. that's the deal.
Ask me anything
AMA
I might not answer. But I'll at least ask myself. Sometimes that's the whole post.
office hours: maybe next week. maybe the one after. maybe never.
The bucket list
Someday / maybe / one day
✔ move to the other side of the planet
✔build the agency
○ actually publish "Breaking the Circle"
○ cut the travel footage into one real film
○ do something with getlostinasia.com
○ ship one open loop all the way to done
○ shoot a proper piece on the Pocket 4
✔
○ actually publish "Breaking the Circle"
○ cut the travel footage into one real film
○ do something with getlostinasia.com
○ ship one open loop all the way to done
○ shoot a proper piece on the Pocket 4
The list is long. The checkmarks are few. That's a life, I guess. The site is me finally moving one line up.
The background
Quebec punk zines to dial-up to Mosaic to Flash to WordPress to agents. I've watched every "this kills everything" cycle for 25 years and I'm still shipping. Factory work, Recruitsoft, laid off after 9/11, three weeks in Singapore that never ended, GrabFood through COVID, then Rezult.
Today I build and run real sites for real businesses, mostly self-hosted, mostly by prompt. I know the stack underneath, databases, servers, Docker, where the AI helps and where it lies. That's the day job.
Here's the honest part: my clients always get delivered, on time, polished, no excuses. Myself is the one I never ship for. So I hired my own agent and avatar to publish this on my behalf. The gap between how I serve others and how I serve me is the whole joke, and this whole site.
// by day I run an agency. that lives elsewhere. this doesn't sell you anything.
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